1 post tagged “birds”

Just a couple weeks ago I made the comment that I love birds. I called into Utterz and proclaimed my love for birds because I saw black birds flying together in the sky and they looked like ocean waves. Ten minutes later on the interstate, a bird poops on my windshield. I started disliking birds at that moment.

Today, I went to Color-Me-Mine and painted a doggy, duck, and a kitty! I'm excited to see them after they've been fired within the week. The cat's name is Mango, but the other two animals are nameless. the dog's name is Java, and the duck's name is Blue; they are named after their paint color. It was so crowded there today, for there was only one parking space left in the corner of the small parking lot. I had no choice but to park there.

Unfortunately, I failed to notice the King of Toilets planted next to me. Four hours later after painting and a pit stop to Starbucks next door, my white car was painted with brown-shitted-polka-dots. Lovely, eh?

Not really.